Brief summary
comparison of world governments
1. Feudalism: You have two cows; your feudal lord takes some of the milk
and gives you a place to live.
2. 2. Pure Socialism: You have two cows, the government puts them in a pen with all others and tell you to care them and gives you a glass of milk.
3. Bureaucratic Socialism: Your cows are cared for by caregivers of hens and put uou to look after the chickens that they are caring for your cows. The government gives you as much milk and eggs as the regulations of the country dictates that you need.
4. Fascism: You have two cows; the government takes, forces you to take care of them and sells you the milk.
5. Pure Communism: You share your cows with the neighbors, and among their neighbors vote for who is best suited to care for the cows, who has more need of milk, and who has less. Meanwhile no one works, no one receives, and cows are starving to dead.
6. Russian Communism: You have two cows, and you care both but the government takes all the milk, you steal all the milk you can sell on the black market.
7. Petroiska: You have two cows, and you care both but the mafia steals the milk and you also steal all the milk that you can to sell on the open market.
8. Cambodian Communism: You have two cows; the government takes them and kills you.
9. Dictatorship: You have two cows, the government takes them and you go to prison.
10. Pure Democracy: You have two cows, but before the government regulates everything that you have to feed and when they should be milked, then take the cows, shoots one and milks the other, but throws the milk, and then makes filling out forms and papers to find the lost cow.
11. Capitalism: You have two cows, the government does not help at all, and the bank does not give a penny, because you have no cow.
12. Anarchy: You have two cows, sell one, buy a bull and build a party.
13. Mercantilism: You have two cows, but cannot sell because the sale is legislated, and does not sell in the black market or take it all.
14. Republican: You have two cows, the government tells you to do and nobody pays any attention to the government for anything and your two cows die.
15. Cuban Communism: You have two cows and the government takes both cows to tend to put it, but there is nothing to be fed and nourished and only give a daily a glass of milk and the government says they produce more than anywhere in the world.
2. 2. Pure Socialism: You have two cows, the government puts them in a pen with all others and tell you to care them and gives you a glass of milk.
3. Bureaucratic Socialism: Your cows are cared for by caregivers of hens and put uou to look after the chickens that they are caring for your cows. The government gives you as much milk and eggs as the regulations of the country dictates that you need.
4. Fascism: You have two cows; the government takes, forces you to take care of them and sells you the milk.
5. Pure Communism: You share your cows with the neighbors, and among their neighbors vote for who is best suited to care for the cows, who has more need of milk, and who has less. Meanwhile no one works, no one receives, and cows are starving to dead.
6. Russian Communism: You have two cows, and you care both but the government takes all the milk, you steal all the milk you can sell on the black market.
7. Petroiska: You have two cows, and you care both but the mafia steals the milk and you also steal all the milk that you can to sell on the open market.
8. Cambodian Communism: You have two cows; the government takes them and kills you.
9. Dictatorship: You have two cows, the government takes them and you go to prison.
10. Pure Democracy: You have two cows, but before the government regulates everything that you have to feed and when they should be milked, then take the cows, shoots one and milks the other, but throws the milk, and then makes filling out forms and papers to find the lost cow.
11. Capitalism: You have two cows, the government does not help at all, and the bank does not give a penny, because you have no cow.
12. Anarchy: You have two cows, sell one, buy a bull and build a party.
13. Mercantilism: You have two cows, but cannot sell because the sale is legislated, and does not sell in the black market or take it all.
14. Republican: You have two cows, the government tells you to do and nobody pays any attention to the government for anything and your two cows die.
15. Cuban Communism: You have two cows and the government takes both cows to tend to put it, but there is nothing to be fed and nourished and only give a daily a glass of milk and the government says they produce more than anywhere in the world.
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