Thursday, November 22, 2012

Humour:Communications distorted



Communications distorted

THE DIRECTOR-GENERAL  to MANAGER:
On Friday, at about 5 pm, Hall
Communications distorted
THE DIRECTOR-GENERAL MANAGER:
On Friday, at about 5 pm, Halley's Comet will appear in this area. This is an event that occurs every 78 years Please, bring all workers in the factory yard, with helmets, there I will explain the phenomenon. If it was raining, we will not see this rare show naked eye. In this case, all should go to the dining room where they showcase a documentary on Comet Halley.
AL MANAGER HRM:
By order of the Director General, on Friday at 5 pm will appear on the factory, if it rains, Comet Halley. Gather all personnel with safety helmets and take to the dining room, where there will be a rare phenomenon that happens every 78 years to the naked eye.

HUMAN RESOURCES DIRECTOR OF THE CHIEF OF STAFF:
At the request of the Director General, the scientist Halley of 78 years old, will appear naked in the dining room of the factory on Friday at 5 in the afternoon wearing a helmet, it will be presented a documentary on the problem of rain and Manager will show in the courtyard of the factory.

CHIEF OF STAFF TO THE HEAD OF TIME:
On Friday at 5 pm, the director, for the first time in 78 years, will appear in the dining room to film the documentary "Halley Nude", by the famous scientist and his team. Everyone should be with safety helmet because the documentary on the safety in rain.
TURN TO THE HEAD OF CHIEF BRIGADIER:
Everyone, without exception of one, must appear naked with security agents of the factory, in the courtyard of the same, this Friday at 5pm. The director will be accompanied by Halley, a very famous artist and his group, which showed the documentary "Dancing in the Rain". In case it rains really, go to the dining room wearing helmets. This happens every 78 years.

NOTICE ON BULLETIN BOARD:
FRIDAY MEETS THE GENERAL DIRECTOR 78, SO WILL BE GIVEN FREE WORLDWIDE WITHOUT ANYONE EXCEPT FOR THE PARTY TO BE HELD IN THE DINING ROOM AT 5PM WITH GROUP AND COMETS HALLEY. ALL MUST GO NAKED AND SECURITY USING CONDOMS BECAUSE LLOVERA AND WILL BE A TREMENDOUS PARTY IN factory yard.
ey's Comet will appear in this area. This is an event that occurs every 78 years Please, bring all workers in the factory yard, with helmets; there
I will explain the phenomenon. If it was raining, we will not see this rare show naked eye. In this case, all should go to the dining room where they showcase a documentary on Comet Halley.
MANAGER to   HRM:
By order of the Director General, on Friday at 5 pm will appear on the factory, if it rains, Comet Halley. Gather all personnel with safety helmets and take to the dining room, where there will be a rare phenomenon that happens every 78 years to the naked eye.

HUMAN RESOURCES to DIRECTOR OF THE CHIEF OF STAFF:
At the request of the Director General, the scientist Halley of 78 years old, will appear naked in the dining room of the factory on Friday at 5 in the afternoon wearing a helmet, it will be presented a documentary on the problem of rain and Manager will show in the courtyard of the factory.

CHIEF OF STAFF TO THE HEAD OF TIME:
On Friday at 5 pm, the director, for the first time in 78 years, will appear in the dining room to film the documentary "Halley Nude", by the famous scientist and his team. Everyone should be with safety helmet because the documentary on the safety in rain.
HEAD OF TIME TO THE HEAD OF CHIEF BRIGADIER:
Everyone, without exception of one, must appear naked with security agents of the factory, in the courtyard of the same, this Friday at 5pm. The director will be accompanied by Halley, a very famous artist and his group, which showed the documentary "Dancing in the Rain". In case it rains really, go to the dining room wearing helmets. This happens every 78 years.

NOTICE ON BULLETIN BOARD:
FRIDAY MEETS THE GENERAL DIRECTOR 78, SO WILL BE GIVEN FREE WORLDWIDE WITHOUT ANYONE EXCEPT FOR THE PARTY TO BE HELD IN THE DINING ROOM AT 5PM WITH GROUP AND COMETS HALLEY. ALL MUST GO NAKED AND SECURITY USING CONDOMS   WLLL RAIN AND WILL BE A TREMENDOUS PARTY INTHE FACTORY YARD..

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