Thursday, November 22, 2012

Humour:That's the reality of life



That's the reality of life

God created the donkey and said, you will work forever
tirelessly around the clock, you will carry weight on your back, eat
grass you have no intelligence, you will live 40 years.
The donkey answered: I will  be donkey, but living 40 years is too m
much.
God created the donkey and said'll  donkey, you will work forever
Tirelessly around the clock, you will carry weight on your back, eat green staff , you have no intelligence, you will live 40 years.
The donkey answered: I will donkey, but living 40 years is too much
Give me only 20 years. And God gave it.
God created the dog and said, look after the men's house, thou shall be
his best friend, you will eat the bones den. You will live 20 years.
The dog replied, Lord live 20 years is too much, give me only 10,
And God gave them.
God created the monkey and said: You will be monkey and jump from tree to tree by monads and amuse others. You will live 20 years.
The monkey said, monkey but I'll live 20 years is too; much  give me only 10 years. And God gave it.
Finally, God created man and said: You will be man, the only rational being on the face of the earth, you will use your intelligence
to get over to nature and animals, you will master the
World and you will live 30 years. The man answered, but I'll be man
Live 30 years is too short, give me the 20 years that the donkey rejection, the 10  of the dogs and 10 refused to accept not the monkey.
So God did: The man lives 30 years as a man, marries, and goes to live 20 years like a donkey, working and carrying all the weight on his shoulders, then retire and live 10 years like a dog
Caring for the home, then be 10 years old and live monkey, jumping
From a child's house to the house of another, doing tricks for
Entertain the grandchildren.

At what stage of your life  are you're living?

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